Alarm clocks are a scam - Minimalist — Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Black / S
Sale price
$15.00
Regular price
$21.89
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Alarm clocks are a scam - Minimalist — Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Sale price
$15.00
Regular price
$21.89
Alarm clocks are a scam.
No follow-up argument needed.
A small protest against forced mornings.
For late risers, soft starters, and people who move at their own pace.
Clean typography.
No noise.
Just a thought you’ve had for years—finally said out loud.
Wear it on days you refuse to hurry.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |