Whenever I pee naked - Human — Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Black / S
$15.00
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Whenever I pee naked - Human — Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$15.00
Everyone knows this feeling.
You’re standing there.
And something feels… off.
This tee says what nobody admits.
Quietly.
With just enough humor to make it worse.
Black base.
Soft contrast colors.
A design that doesn’t try too hard — because the joke already landed.
Made for slow mornings.
And slower realizations.
You’ll get it.
Everyone else will too.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |